Monday, July 11, 2011

Black Hat Forum Black Hat SEO

Posted by IMers at 9:53 PM ,

Black Hat Forum Black Hat SEO


Clickbank

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:31 PM PDT

How do I the vendor issue a refund on a duplicate order? I dont want to get charged clickbank refund fees.

Back in the day...

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:26 PM PDT

Back in the day, pay per click was the 'thing'.
Some Microsoft sites would pay 25 cents a click.
I had a fairly high traffic site.
First it was the banner on the page.
Then it was please click this banner to support the site.
Then it was no banner and just "please click here first".
Was making $1000 a month when I was 16-17 years old.

Another thing, I took a couple days and made a list of online pharmacies for prescription drugs. Sold a membership for $15 per month. Paid $299 to have it listed in Yahoo directory. Next day would be bringing in sales. Never did another thing to it and would make $1000 per month as well. Kicking myself for not putting up 100 sites like that.

On top of that, the American dollar was $1.50 to $1 Canada, so if I made $10,000US, it would be $15,000+ per month.

Just remembering the old times lol.
No point really for this thread.

Beats By Dr Dre

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:23 PM PDT

Need some help finding Beat by dr dre supplier. I can only find fake on internet.. I wanna invest some money to get a good start. Anyone? With many thanks... :)

Got 3 TP.BZ invites

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:14 PM PDT

I'm either looking to trade with someone for other trackers, or exchange with someone for something. Or... I don't know.. PM me...

can anyone recommened me a good live streaming theme for wordpress or script?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:11 PM PDT

can anyone recommened me a good live streaming theme for wordpress or script?

I was going to use movie site press but that really doesn't cut it for the streaming/tv stream etc niche.
cheers

Does e-mail marketing really work?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:10 PM PDT

Has anyone really tried e-mail marketing? Does it really work?

I'd like to hear everyone's experiences and am very interested in those who have their own websites, and have built their lists overtime from visitors.

I'll Cut Right To The Chase

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 08:00 PM PDT

Hello to anyone reading this. I am going to get right to the point and spare you the long winded "Introduction" that gets lost in the Newb Area.

I am looking for a very good way to deliver fake traffic. I am not an expert in this area, far from it. That is why I am posting on BHW. I know of all the members on this site, someone, somewhere, must know a very good way to get this done.

My reason for needing or wanting this is not of importance. What is important is that the delivery method (Whatever it may be) must be able to fool Awestats and most statistics programs. Analytics would be a dream but I don't know if that is possible.

Again, I don't know if this is possible but I'm willing to ask. I am looking for a program that already exists or could be developed that would run off of a desktop PC.

  • It would allow me to input multiple (up to dozens) of URLs
  • It would allow me to tell each URL how many times a day to visit that specific URL
  • It would visit it from a different I.P. Address each time.
  • It would automatically stop for the day when the designated number of hits have been reached for a given URL
  • It would NOT Hog system resources (If that is possible)
If anyone knows of an existing program that works like this off of the desktop, please let me know.

If anyone has the skill to create something incredible like this, I have money and am willing to pay.

Thanks for reading.

Time to make profit!

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:53 PM PDT

So I started out with a general web design company for offline $$, its been going extremely well lately and can't complain. Than I started doing some online sites to try and make some half-decent cash.

The first one, failed miserably.....
The second one, made $16 in 6 months....
The third one, makes $10 a month....

Now I am on my fourth, this is a niche thats keyword gets search 18,000 times a month with literally no competition, got invited through an in-person affiliate for the product that suites the keyword great. After my first 3 sites, I think Im ready to really dig down and make some profits!

I set up my landing page, starting to set up my 2.0 properties, started blasting the site for an initial kick, than the 2.0's + manual link building else where.

Lets see what happens!

I need TweetAttacks

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:51 PM PDT

Does anyone have an extra TweetAttacks Registration Key I can use, I can pay you as soon as I get paid from my 9-5, but right now I'm currently working on a site and I've consumed all of my funds for the month -_- .. I will be very grateful if anyone can help me out.

-thizz

Hola?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:50 PM PDT

The name's Fluffypinktank, before you ask, I'm a guy (don't ask)

and most people call me fysh, so whichever =D

Why kind of Gun(s) do you own?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:35 PM PDT

I have a Glock 19, a CZ 75BSA, a FEG Hi Power, and a Citori for shooting Trap and Skeet.

Future purchases/builds: I'm getting into SBR's with Suppressors.

Best time to submit a Fiverr gig

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:29 PM PDT

Does anybody know what is the best time to submit a Fiverr gig?

Money wire question

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:20 PM PDT

What is the best way to wire money to indonesia without red flags being raised from sending too much money. I'm looking to wire 100k+

Clickbooth? Anyone wanna JV?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:15 PM PDT

im willing to do a JV with my clickbooth account but i want at least 5k-7kmonth since i know most of you can do like 30-50k.month with it .. lol if you can promise me i will get 5k-7k/month to satisfy my needs,wants and tax purposes you can start the JV with me asap !!! let me know your details !!!

Linking Strategy: Does It Matter?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:12 PM PDT

I usually create about 25-30 Web 2.0 properties, and bookmark all of them. After, Ill AMR blast and Scrapebox both 1st tier and 2nd tier. Is this a good strategy? Should I be taking advantage of Web 2.0 profiles as well?

Posting Nationwide Using Dial Up - Yes/No?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 07:08 PM PDT

Any problems using a dial up to post nationwide?

I see conflicting posts and know things change often.

I know of one guy here that is posting locally with dial up, but curious if it will work for doing nationwide...dialing into the area you plan to post in.

PayPal Limited. Please Help

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:54 PM PDT

To keep the story short. I had a really bad password for my Paypal, so i inevitably got hacked. Yesterday in my email, paypal emailed me saying that there was unusual activity on my paypal as they picked up some weird IP from overseas. Also there was an unauthorized transaction for $75 send from my account. This money has been refund as i opened up complaint.

Now, tho my account is limited so i can't send money out. To get out of being limited i have changed my password and security questions but i have to verify my Identity.

OK, now here is the issue, i don't use my real name for paypal. So i emailed paypal and said that i don't have credit card to verify my ID. So they change the option to a Photo ID verification upload.

Now my question is do i upload some fake ID or should i just get onto paypal and say that it is just a fake name because i like my privacy such as when buying porn or something ??

Thanks

New Dropshipper - Need to build ebay feedback

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:45 PM PDT

Hi Everyone,

Been lurking for a while but finally have the time to start investing in this game. I pretty new to the whole drop-shipping game and would like to initally sell items to build positive feedback. I am initially planning on making enough money to cover the ebay/PP fee's and to be competitive within the marketplace. Once I have established my ebay account with some good feedback, I will look into including more stock that will bring in more profit.
Im looking to stay away from cheap electronics (Ipod knock-offs) and fake goods (dealing with VERO all the time isnt going to be fun)

Any suppliers that stock high demand items that would like to work with a motivated drop-shipper? As mentioned, the prices I seek will be enough to cover my start-up costs and allow me to break into the market to build feedback.

Any tips or feedback you guys can provide will be taken on board.

Any serious offers or suggestions please send through to physus214 AT GMailDOTCOM (had to get creative!)

quick seeds

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:42 PM PDT

How do you know when individual seeds have downloaded the complete file and are not just seeds at, say...5% finished downloading? Or are seeds, by definition, people who have already downloaded the whole file? I'm given just two hours max on the computer(public library) before it reboots and deletes everything, except for the programs the library has on the computer. Is that enough time to get 'complete' seeds on something like a new popular movie? Is it possible to continue seeding after reboot as long as i brought along storage to keep the torrent/'torrented' file on?

BHW site problems

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:42 PM PDT

Hey BHW, I would like to apologize if this is not the right thread section to post in. I got one client ( a friend of mine) about almost 2 years ago to build him a website. So I did using yolasite (a free web builder, I am an amateur at this lol)

So I built the website using yolasite tools, obviously it sucks. he payed me 200 bucks, i thank him for trusting me and not pushing me to my promise of what I had to deliver. Which is traffic for his business and leads he could sell to other local business partners.

The site is called eugeneroofcleaningdotyolasitedotcom ( its about pressure washing). I have taken what I have learned in BHW since I joined this site and tried applying to his site just mentioned. He has only gotten bites (about 4 people in total) but nobody willing to sign on for a contract.I have done like 4 or 5 submissions to free web directories and have seen some traffic.Im shocked:) But in one of the submissions I was told that there is no meta tags. meta tags? And that it would be hard for google to index my site or find it? something of that sorts.I cant even find the site on google. Im lost in what I need to do to optimize his site for local search.and get him some paying customers

What am I doing wrong?
-is it backlink problems ( still trying to learn this backlinking)
-do i need to set-up manually web 2.0 properties ( this seems like hard work)
-do i need to write articles but what good is that if its a local business

Please help BHW or point me to the right direction, I would like to make this a business. I see the hispanic market being a big market for SEO consultancy.

Xrumer: Sorry, you should pay monthly fee in your account on site

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:32 PM PDT

i recently got this message when i restarted Xrumer "Sorry, you should pay monthly fee in your account on site".

when i logged in to my xrumer account on botmasterlabs.net, there is a message that my subscription of xrumer is up to July 10 only.

so i guess botmaster is now charging for monthly fee.

Hello BHW

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:14 PM PDT

Hows it going Bhw, just wanted to let you know this site rocks and ive been cramming so much info from this site i have information overload hahaha:D

well dont be shy, say hi and hopefully i can contribute something good to this community

>>[Case Study] Forcing My Site To #1 Rankings<<

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:06 PM PDT


Starting today, I plan on blasting one of my sites:
http://Attention-Deficit-Disorder-Symptoms.Org

Heres the Plan:
10 Million Auto Approve Blog Comments (20 days to complete)
AMR - 10 000 Article Submissions/Day (Copied, Spun Articles)
SENuke - Unlimited Backlink Pyramids (Pre-Made Template, 24/7)

Just recently got banned for Adsense, so I just slapped on a bunch of Amazon products on the site.

Also if anyone is interested and has a Adsense account, I wouldn't mind adding your AD with your publisher ID on my site, Also wouldn't mind if anyone would blast the crap out of it for whatever reason. :)

Will update this thread if rankings increase/decrease/sandbox.

Domain Age: 1-3 Months (Forgot)

WPRobot350

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 06:02 PM PDT

Hi, I have a new Tech Blog just configured yesterday.. I installed WP Robot v350 but I find many modules showing (inactive). How do I activate them?

Alternates of Adsense OR a solution to my problem?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:32 PM PDT

Hey guys,

So my adsense account has been banned for like 1-2 years. I never really cared bout it since I found other sources to monetize like Clickbank and Amazon BUT I see that I could easily get a few $100 each month and soon make a HUGE income stream just from adsense alone.


Basically, now when I sign up for it, it says that you cannot create another account because it has already been banned. I need to have a NEW ADDRESS.
The reason my account was banned was that I was very newbie in the money making field. My first ever incounter with IM came from adsense. So at that time, I just thought to put up a simple blogger account and start making money BY ASKING FRIENDS TO CLICK THE ADS FOR ME. I found out the hard way that you can't do that LOL.

So can you guys offer me a way to get back into adsense or an alternate.


Any input would be appreciated.


Thank you.

US Mobile Traffic for Sale

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:26 PM PDT

50K US mobile traffic available.

Google Places Review Service - Anyone Interested?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:21 PM PDT

I have had quite a bit of experience (and success :)) with Google Places and I am considering submitting a Google Places review service for approval on BHW. Would anyone be interested in that?

Here are some of the details I would have in mind for the service:

--You could sign up to use it for a reoccurring cheap monthly rate (somewhere between $15 - $25/mo)
--You would provide us with the reviews (we won't write them for you)
--You could use it for as many domains/listings as you want
--You could submit as many reviews as you want

I would "drip" the reviews over the course of 3-4 weeks with different IPs to make them look natural and not raise any red flags w/Google.

I may also add something for citations as well, but that would not be for a flat rate - you'd pay a certain price depending on how many citations you wanted. Not sure on exact pricing for that yet though...

Anyway, it is all theory at this point until I gauge whether this is worth putting some time into. There is definitely money to be made with GP - I'm living proof of that...:)

Let me know if you would be interested in the concept!

Wanna Test Xrumer or another Tool in a cool way?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:01 PM PDT

Code:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/won-50000-60000-off-guy-cake-poker-cakepoker-takes-my-funds-update-sign-nda-1040155/
Cake Poker(online poker network) stole 60k from a guy who won it fair and square on the tables suggesting that the guy who lost 60k to him(trough a nite) was obviously playing irational and how he should understand that.

Right now entire community on 2p2(major poker forum) is trying to bump this thread on google for the "cake poker" search term so people who might play on Cake in the future know what happened.

Yes i know that thread is really, really long now because all sort of things happened in the meantime, including

- Cake offering op(guy who they took 60k from) a NDA to sign that he keeps his mouth shut

- Op took a lawyer and obviously remains shut for this moment

The thread is currently on the second page of google on the bottom :)

If you are perhaps bored or just wanna do some Xrumer tests maybe you could join this crusade and help the case by spamming the thread with backlinks(good ones hopefully :P )

and on the end we see the results, for the fun, testing experimental purposes and i hope for justice as well.

If you wanna join the ride come with some backlinks, term is cake poker

When Promoting a Product Launch - shouldi use REVIEW or REVIEWS

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:58 PM PDT

Hi guys,

when promoting a launch in the IM niche, one of the negative things is you can't really know what people are searching for using keyword tools because they didn't search for it yet,

but based on your experience, which keyword drives more traffic ? product name review or product name reviews ???


Thanks a lot and have a great day

20 post per day in For Sale - different cities

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:57 PM PDT

Can anyone provide this? PM me please

Join My JV and Earn 200$ for 1 Hour offline work

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:54 PM PDT

Hello Friends

I have Just Completed My Website Based on Very New Business in the Market. And Can only be Promoted offline. You have to Invest Nothing I will Invest all .

You have to go through Shops, Restaurants , and other Business related Places and Tell them About Our Services and if they agreed you will be Funded 60$ .

I need Mostly People From UK and US. If you roam arround for one Hour I am sure that you can agree 4 people minimum 4*60=240$. Because its new idea everybody likes and i invested on my website to show people something to agree.

If you are interested shoot me PM for Full Details. I need minimum 20 people Maximum 100.
Real opportunity.

Thanks to all and BHW community for awesome platform.

God of Lightning

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:51 PM PDT

Nikola Tesla (Serbia)

was a Serbian inventor, physicist, mechanical engineer and electrical engineer. Tesla is regarded as one of the most important inventors in history. He is also well known for his contributions to the discipline of electricity and magnetism in the late 19th and early 20th century. His patents and theoretical work form the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems, including the polyphase power distribution systems and the AC motor, with which he helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErREUpj_HFk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpA-G...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFOqvJ31W0s

Paypal

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:50 PM PDT

Hello all,
I didnt know where to post this so i decided to post it here.
Switch it if im wrong (sorry).

How can i trans my money from account to account savely?
Does anybody know a good tec/trick with this?

Last time i tryd this my account got on hold with 663Euro.

So i wont make the same mistake again.

I hope somebody can give me some tricks/tips.

thanks

Google Hates My Site?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:45 PM PDT

Well, my site was ranking in spot 150 about for my keyword. I have the keyword in title, in domain in description and all throughout my forum. I had done some Fiverr SEO gigs and a 20k blast at this time. I now have begun a 400k blast to my web proprieties (about 300 of them) and I'm ranking not even in the top 1000. What the fuck? I'm ranking below forum posts on highly unrelated forums with the keyword like once throughout the whole thing. Site is still indexed and I've been doing SEO for the last month, so like really wtf? lol.

Watch my journey from being homeless to making money

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:42 PM PDT

Now this isn't something to grab your attention or whatnot, but today I just got the best news ever (sarcastic):

- Lost my job 2 weeks ago
- Since I have no job I got kicked out today (now living with a friend)
- Sent around 100+ applications+resumes during these 2 weeks (Only 1 employer got back with me and said today he liked skills, but told me to keep looking for a job lol).
- Girl I was talking to straight just rejected me and stopped talking. (guess nice guys really finish last lol).
- Bills due like crazy (I agreed to pay around $200 rent +$200 in bills to my friend with little money I have until I can get on my feet).

So now I am typing this through wifi at his apartment on my computer using 3g from my phone (I was able to get a few belongings + I had to pay $100 for a uhaul).

So basic I'm broke, but I'm not poor lol, because being poor is a mindset.

I made this thread because I have a goal of making 2k in 2 weeks starting today (I saw plenty of guys do it here, the only difference I have no seo tools, no education or line of credit, no experience or prior knowledge with CPA's, nothing, not 1 client at all, and only 1 friend (and he gets really drunk and tempered so I'm guessing in 2 weeks will be my time to go lol), I'm being serious, no family nothing but the clothes on my back).

So I made this thread because Autoblogger gave me an idea, he said why teach only yourself, when you can teach others, and I strongly believe this will help someone that is or was in my position.

This will just be a journey to show people who have any questions about making money IM'ing or any doubts that it is possible, and there are no excuses.

If anyone has any suggestions or wants to lend a hand, be my guest, I only ask that anyone who post in this thread post something that is helpful, or ask something intelligent (No flaming and nonsense please)

Keep in mind I'm no expert in everything, so if you have a complex question about something, I'm just learning while I attempt to try something. I don't have a vps, no proxies, scrapebox, senuke x, none of that, just a brain and computer lol.

So here is my journey:

--

Day 1:

I used to make some money with fiverr, but I realized its taking me forever to do the gig I am offering. I also realized in the last 2 weeks I forgot to suspend my gigs in fiverr and had 4 gigs waiting to be ordered, so all 4 got cancelled lol. I made around $40 in 2 months with fiverr, so I just withdrew that money, and bought me a 2 .info domains from go daddy, and a hostgator baby account. I spent around $5.

I also withdrew my money with Article Document. Now I am not the best writer, but I am decent. I made around $60 from that with around 20 articles written.

I peeped Crashed spoon feed tutorial, so now I downloaded tweet attacks free, and managed to get to day 1 as we speak (creating fb, yt, etc).

I have a colleague who just offered to give me his earnings from his vouchers, so if anyone out there need some $50 fb advertising coupons, hit me up, letting them go for a deal.

So today I have around $95 in paypal. Its alright start. I'm still not calling it a day.

Update:

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I've been reading on the forum for other methods, found a post on how to make cash watching stuff, but I found out it was a scheme, so anyone who knows what I'm talking about, don't bother with it.

--
I just logged into my article writing sites, nothing but small articles paying less than $1 150 words, so thats a no go at the moment. So I'm going to fill out another job application and then take a quick break (I've had a very very long day and been up since around 6am).

--
Still haven't rested yet. I just made it about halfway through Crashed day 1 challenge. I made a yt and twitter (no info filled in yet), probably gonna take a break, because I'm sweating lol..

Programmer vs. Network Admin/Engineer vs...

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:33 PM PDT

Just wanted to get opinions from "real" computer programmers/network admins/engineers/...and, by "real," I don't mean to insult anyone, but just mean it as people that have real jobs like that in the real world.

I'll be retiring from the military in 3 years. Yes, it means I've been in for 17 years, so I'm no young puppy which is one of my dilemmas. One of my benefits of being in the military is that my education is pretty much paid for and I can basically study whatever I want. Whether it's a degree or certification, I have quite a large choice of what I can focus on. Being that I have an Associates in Generals, in the time frame I have left, I can finish a bachelors or get a certification(s). I enjoy computers, the internet, and am a bit of an introvert. I can grasp subjects pretty easily once it strikes my interest and I focus on it, but I do not like the same thing day in and day out.

With that said, I'd like some opinions from those that have been in the trenches working as a programmer, network admin, database admin and the likes. Keep in mind that I have some age on me and realize I'll have to compete with the young bucks. However, I do not have any family obligations except my wife since the kids are grown and out of the house. So, here are my questions...

1. Which area of computers/networking has the best potential for stability and growth in the U.S.?

2. What field do you think people have the most job satisfaction?

3. Are certifications good enough to get a job that makes some good scratch starting out?

4. Is Texas a good market for these types of jobs? (I'll probably be retiring there).

5. Are these jobs in demand or are there better alternatives within the computer industry?

6. If you could do it all over again, what would you do or change?

Thanks in advance as I look forward to hearing realistic feedback from those that have been in the trenches.

Need thousands of Mexican likes! Need a supplier ASAP!

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:28 PM PDT

Hey guys!
I need a supplier of Facebook Likes from MEXICO only.
Please PM or post here. I need this ASAP.

Is ranking with one page websites even possible anymore?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:27 PM PDT

I have a bunch of local keywords, that have no description/title/h1 match, little(10-20) to no backlinks, no domain match, etc. No competition, besides DA and maybe up to 4 PR.

Is it still possible to rank for these terms with basic websites, with proper onsite, backlink diversity/structure, etc? Or should I not even waste my time on these nichey keywords?

Thanks.

My availability...

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:25 PM PDT

Ok, there has been a development in the past few days in my illness. I have been unable to feel my feet or hands today, and its been harder to move around. I am having Amanda type this for me, because well, I can't. It will be a few days before I will be able to do much on here, but if this numbness continues, Dragon will be getting much more use than I had ever thought it would because of how much I type.

There are a few people that I would like to talk to personally about some of the stuff, because I have some projects going on, so contact me via skype for that.

Any other questions right now need to be directed to Amanda @ bhAmanda.

Thanks

Dizz

is there a plug in for this?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:21 PM PDT

i've seen alot of these picture/articles......

example: http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifes...0&imageindex=1

is there a wp plug in that can do this? i'm not sure how to describe it....or what it's called...so i'm not sure how to look for it

500+ Unique Visitors Per Day- What To Do?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:14 PM PDT

Hi,

I'm looking for a better way than Amazon to monetize 500+ unique keyword targeted visitors per day.

Right now I send them to the amazon page for the product keyword they clicked on.

However, the Amazon income is not stable, it varies widely. I would also like to get the EPC higher.

Do you have any ideas as how to earn more from these buyer keyword leads?

GPT Site JV

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 04:08 PM PDT

Hello everyone,

Last November, I started a GPT site all on my own, every single
stage of it's growth was done by my own contributions, I have done
some SEO and a lot of online promotion, but mainly on 1 forum. I'm looking
for someone who can provide GENUINE high quality traffic.
As of now, I'm only promoting my GPT on 1 site, and I've been making around
$350 a month, but you must realize that I've only put in 5 minutes of work each day.

What I'm looking for:

I'm looking for a person who can promote my site, bring in quality traffic, and recruit active members.

What You Will Get:

You will receive 25% of the total MONTHLY profits. If I decide to sell the site after a period of time
(3-6 months) and it turns out to be a successful trade of $5k+
I will give you a bonus of $1k.

Please feel free to PM me or comment if you're interested or have any questions/concerns :)

Emails From An A@@hole lol

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:54 PM PDT

Found this here, classic Classifieds troll :P

Code:

http://dontevenreply.com

Original ad:
ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop
i need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. if you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.

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From Me to *********@********.org:

Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.

Mike

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From Dave ******** to Me:

yea dude that would be great. it needs to be for like $1200 but your a mechanic im sure you can think of something that costs that much. essington is kinda out of my way so i just need a good reason for my wife that explains why i was down there, ya hear?

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From Me to Dave ********:

Alright, I can print one out in a few minutes and scan it for you. As for your wife, just tell her you were on your way to Chester to buy drugs and your car broke down, so you just had it towed to the nearest shop. Be sure to mention how great our service was.

Mike

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From Dave ******** to Me:

yeah great idea genius that would go over real well. im better off coming clean about my bad luck in atlantic city, but that aint happenin neither

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From Me to Dave ********:

I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.

Anyway, I've attached the invoice I wrote up for you. I forgot to ask the Make/Model/Year of your car, so I just took a guess. If I am wrong, let me know and I can change it.

Mike

Attachment:


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From Dave ******** to Me:

if you guessed 98 corolla then id be impressed otherwise could you put that in, and date it for today? thanks a lot for your help dude

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From Dave ******** to Me:

wait a minute what the fuck is this shit

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From Dave ******** to Me:

$200 to unjam a tape deck are you for real man? that isnt even a real problem
what the fuck is a "transgasket differential" are you serious dude, this shit isnt going to fly. 50 bucks to set the dashboard clock wtf man

like seriously man are you fucking retarded? wtf is this bullshit

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From Me to Dave ********:

Yes, I typically charge around $200 to unjam a tape deck. Have you ever tried to do it? It is a pain in the ass. Some people panic and try to rewind their tapes and that just makes it even worse.

I charge $50 to set the dashboard clock, but it is well worth every penny. It is the most accurate time reading you will ever have. I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert.

You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.

Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice.

Mike

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From Dave ******** to Me:

cmon man quit dicking me around and put some real shit on there. i dont know what kind of bullshit shop you are running over there, but neither me or my wife would believe this thing

and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?

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From Me to Dave ********:

Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean.

If you really think your wife isn't going to fall for that, I'll give you a more realistic looking document. Here is a realistic bank statement you can use to show your wife where your money went.

Mike

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From Dave ******** to Me:

wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard
hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag

Twiends Youtube?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:43 PM PDT

not work? or just happen to me? :(

Can i sell wu agent logins here?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:41 PM PDT

I just wanted to make sure if it is ok to sell wu agent logins here

Content Quality for 1st tier Web 2.0?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:39 PM PDT

Building a link pyramid for my new MNS. What level quality are we talking here? Do I absolutely have to put new content on my 1st tier web2.0s? Can I get away with spun content, and if so up to what % of uniqueness will suffice?

Of course I would never take the exact same content thats on my money site and slap it on my 1st tier but I sure as hell dont want to write brand new content for a fucking web2 that will probably never rank....or will it?


Also what about my 2nd tier? I imagine I can get away with much less quality on those correct?

Planning to blast the dog shit out of all tiers with scrapebox along with bookmarking them as well. In addition to doing to manual blog comments to PR3s & up. Any other advice here.


I really need some feedback here guys. Help a brother out! Any and all suggestions are appreciated. Thanks!

Aweber alternatives??

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:37 PM PDT

Im very pissed off with aweber, i just have received a message from them:

Code:

It has come to our attention that there are links on your site which direct traffic to content that is in violation of our Terms of Service.



"Pornography and sex-related merchandising are prohibited on any AWeber Systems server. AWeber Systems will be the sole arbiter as to what constitutes a violation of this provision."



As your site drives traffic to sites that fall into this category, we have terminated the account at this time to avoid any further issue.



If you have any questions, please let us know.

That is just BS, in reality my website is linking to semi nude note explicit content, so basically i am searching for another mailing list provider, do you have suggestions?

SenukeX template implementation question?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:28 PM PDT

This Senukex template and strategy was recently shared in this thread.

I want to implement this same strategy, but use Magic Submitter instead of SenukeX (MS does not have a wizard so I would need to run each section independently). The question I had was for the 2nd Tier sets (1 on the left and one the right) it shows Web2.0/SocialBookmark/SocialNetworks) pointing back back to the either the Web2.0 Profiles (left side) or Social Networks (right side).

So if we take the left side only that 1st Tier will have anywhere from 15-20 properties each having a link back to the money url. Now when we move to the 2nd tier and we back link to those 15-20 with the either the Web20, Social Bookmarks, or Social Networks, do we just do 1 run with 1 profile say for the web20 and have each web20 that is created link to one of the 15-20 Web20s in the 1st Tier or do you guys do like 15-20 runs each of the Web2.0s in the 2nd Tier for each of the 15-20 links in the 1st Tier.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is for that 2nd Tier Web20 do we make 15-20 links back to those 15-20 in the Tier 1 or do 15 x 15 Web2.0s in the 2nd Tier so that each one of the 1st tier Web2.0s will have 15-20 links coming to it? The same issue question would be for the social bookmark sites and social networks site?

Any feedback?

Best Converting WP Theme?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:28 PM PDT

Hello All Bh'ers!

I was wondering if anyone had a great WP theme that is proven to convert to phone calls?

I am working on a pay-per call model and wanted to find a nice theme I could use.

Thanks!

B :rolleyes:

Goldmine Keyword, or am I fooling myself?

Posted: 11 Jul 2011 03:23 PM PDT

I found a keyword. here's the stats...

Google keyword tool says: 8,000 exact usa searches per month. competition is nil (no green at all, I didn't look at exact number but I would say 0.01)

Traffic Travis says: 4 stars, relatively easy. All the sites in the top 20 are massive (over 80 million backlinks each) but the pages themself have under 100 backlinks.

Google search in quotes: 1.5 million results.

And that's when I stoped and said, wait....how can this keyword be relatively easy and have no competition but there are 1.5 million results??? I was expecting like 30k, or maybe 50k not 1.5 million.

Is TT calling it 4 stars because the pages themselves have very few backlinks?

There are a few MFA and amazon sites under this keyword too with over 2,500 backlinks but they are on page 3. If it was so easy to rank why are they on page three and all these massive sites filling page one and two?

Is this a great keyword, or am I just fooling myself here?

Here's a screenshot of Traffic Travis



And here is a screen shot from Market Samurai

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